The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted memek by the memory of a porn stay in Paris’s Latin bokep Quarter where I was kept awake bokeh all night by a woman in porn a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should bokeh offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ crot (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

memek Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male crot ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an crot occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing crot line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was bokep like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m memek concerned, bokep that’s what you should memek be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokep Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most porn likely reason women were noisy during crot sex – based on observation of porn our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if bokep you’re not, crot crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.

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