The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokeh for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep porn declared crot the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study bokeh from bokep the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokep and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a crot fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh crot and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my bokeh days editing The Erotic Review crot porn magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed crot crot to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their bokep partner porn feel happy, porn memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the bokeh conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented bokeh hyena is if your sex education bokeh comes from porn, bokeh crot where loud always porn equals crot better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said bokeh in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of crot attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based bokeh on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to bokep copulate.

If crot you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand porn the need to bokep advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Scroll to Top