The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by crot the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I bokep was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an crot ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a porn woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days bokep editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by bokeh two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that memek porn women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to bokep encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the bokeh cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex crot education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

memek In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded crot the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokep memek our crot nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen bokep to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may memek just be the quietest.


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